haiku by Spatzer Katz

Spatzer Kat* post its

I wait
you return
time to wash my butt

gone too long
I chastise you royally
then ignore


I am
therefore
feed me


a gift
to praise your service
hairball in a shoe


cat mafia decree
for the careless servant
mouse head on pillow


where you walk
limited dark visioned
soft and squishy


(c) 2007 Sandy Vrooman

* bio: Spatzer Kat is a 15-year-old domestic short hair wearing white
spatz on his four feet. He resides in California under sub human
conditions. His servant who thinks she owns him lacks proper
discipline and training.


More Haiku by Spatzen Kat


my chair
I must sit on you
my place


how can you
read a book if
I am here


let me out
I must howl my
mistreatment